Soap is not a condiment
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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