never play flip cup with pint glasses
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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