You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Come on in and take your pants off
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