We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
She said her name was "party"
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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