If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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