ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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