I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
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