whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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