Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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