Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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