Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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