I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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