: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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