I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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