Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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