NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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