Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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