Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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