Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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