if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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