at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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