There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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