party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
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it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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