What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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