YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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