remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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