He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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Have fun and good luck.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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