i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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