where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
worst night to have a conscience
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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