Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
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At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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