apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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