kristin has been a bad kristin
Just took my morning after pill in the library
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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