Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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