Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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