Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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