You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize