one might say we're banned from that church
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
did you just send me my own nude
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you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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