Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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