This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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