i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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