So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We got so high we made milksteak
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
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future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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