FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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I AM VODKA MAN
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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