so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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