I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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