I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Is it penis luge time yet?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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