Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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