so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
All I want is dick and wine.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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