Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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