She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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