Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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